The air-con blasting

The air-con blasting,
I twirl my pen round and round
As night approaches

Haters gonna hate

People put down others to feel better about themselves. Otherwise, what would motivate one to speak?

Life's little mysteries

Recently, I experienced my first supernatural event. One day, I was getting out of my car. As I was stepping out of the vehicle I heard the doors lock. "Huh, that's strange..." I thought. What on earth caused the doors to automatically lock?

I closed the door and double checked the doors. Yup. They were locked. A chill ran down my spine.

How did the doors automatically lock?

Now one can look at this experience calmly and postulate a likely explanation. For instance, a glitch in the car's computer caused the door to automatically lock. This explanation makes sense, and it is what one would typically assume to be the case. But without repeated trials, we can never really know... (cue suspenseful music)

Blogging in order to pass the time

I just read over my blog for the first time in several years. How foolish I was in my youth! Now that I am an old man, I would like to write new posts for the sole purpose of killing time at work.

Now why would I want to kill time at work?

Actually at work I am trying not to waste time, but sometimes there is nothing to do. During times when there is nothing to do, I figured maybe I could write a blog to pass the time. Right now we are busy at work but I just wanted to post anyway in advance. So here I am.

What's the point of rap?

First of all this is my last post cause I'm going to post on a different site (my own domain, hopefully).

And regarding the title, the question is: What's the point of rap if you can't even hear the lyrics? Yeah, sure there's a song or two where I can hear the lyrics and go, "Mmmhmm, not bad." But with the majority of rap songs I have to focus just to make out the rhymes. It kinda defeats the purpose.

Lame Thoughts 2.0

So I've been having many lame thoughts since my last post, posts that I've thought would have a good place on my blog. But I have been reticent about posting these lame thoughts for the following reasons:

1) Lame thoughts are lame

2) My new posting style will be different from my old posting style

3) I lament all the lame thoughts that I have not shared in this blog

Well, I'm going to go ahead and post these lame thoughts anyway. A preview of what's ahead:

1) My first blog post ever (not this blog): The importance of proper urinal sizing

2) Blogs that muse about blogging suck

3) Why I don't use twitter

4) Why calling a tweet a tweet creates immense cognitive dissonance that fries my brain

5) Thoughts on tipping

6) How lame this blog is

7) The great debate on whether or not to swear on this blog

8) The uselessness of showering daily

9) Being a good troll

10) The purpose of my purposeless blogging

11) Why Google Chrome sucks and why I still use it

I am board.

Squares unheard.
Mind unseen.
Light ignored.
I am board.

- me being bored at work